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Chain Letter A: It's only the first inning and we're already behind by thirty runs... How can this happen? B: You probably didn't answer a chain letter! You broke the chain. And now we're all having bad luck! A: What about the twenty fly balls you've missed? B: You should have answered the chain letter, manager! 连锁信 A：才第一回合，我们就落后了三十分……怎么会这样呢？ B：一定是你没回连锁信，害得我们跟你一块儿倒霉！ A：那你漏接二十个高飞球又怎么说？ B：你应该回连锁信的，队长！ Spirit All right, so it's still a little chilly, and maybe there's some show on the ground... That doesn't mean we can't show spirit, does it? Let's hear some chatter out there! Lalala...chestnuts roasting on an open fire...lalala... 振奋的声音 好啦，天气是有点冷，地上也有些积雪…… 但那不代表我们的精神无法显示，不是吗？ 来啊！让我们听听振奋的声音！ lalala...大板栗在暖暖火中烧烤...lalala... Morning stars A: In February our morinig stars are Mercury, Venus and Saturn... B: Are you sure? B: I thought I was your morning star... A: (KLUNK) 晨星 A：二月的晨星有水星、火星和土星…… B：你确定？ B：我以为我是你的晨星…… A：（咣当） Lucky A: Well, I'm off to the denist... A: I don't suppose you'd care to give your loving older sister a good luck kiss... B: Nope! B: I don't want to catch your cavities! 幸运的吻 A：我去看牙医了…… A：难道不给你可爱的姐姐一个幸运的吻吗？ B：绝不！ B：我可不想被传染上蛀牙！ Get lost A: Do you need help with your homework? A: I'm good at writing term papers... Do you need any advice? A: Go ahead... Ask me anything... B: Is "Get lost" one word or two? 滚开 A：要不要帮你做功课啊？ A：写论文我最拿手了……需要任何建议吗？ A：来吧！随便你问…… B：“滚开”是一个词还是两个字？ Revolve around A: It says here that the world revolves around the sun once a year... B: The world revolves around the sun? B: Are you sure? B: I thought it revolved around me! 公转 A：书上说地球每年绕着太阳公转一周…… B：世界绕着太阳转？ B：你确定？ B：我以为这世界是绕着我转的！ Crabby A: I wander if I'm going to be crabby today... A: I think maybe I am ...I think I'm going to be real crabby... B: How soon before you know? A: I'm not sure... A: In the meantime, don't go away! 出气 A：今天到底要不要找人出气…… A：答案是肯定的……我要好好发泄一下…… B：什么时候？ A：我不确定…… A：这段时间之内你不准走 Thumb A: It's sickening. That's what it is! A: I don't see hou you can keep sucking on that same old thumb! B: This is not the same old thumb... B: This is the new improved thumb! 指头 A：老是吮指头，真是的！ A：我不懂为什么你可以不停的吮你的老笨指头！ B：它才不是老笨指头…… B：它是经过改良的新型指头！ Year Grade "D-MINUS"?! I got a "D-MINUS" for the whole year?!! Yes, Ma'am, I'm very hurt... I think I deserved a better grade... Oh, by the way... while we're talking... Hter's the book report that was due last Christmas... 学年成绩 D-？！我的学年成绩居然是D-？！！ 老师，我很难过……我认为我可以得更高分数的…… 哦，对了……既然我来找您谈…… 我顺便交去年圣诞节的读书报告…… Big sister & little brother A: I'm the big sister and you're the little brother! That's the way it's always going to be! A: It's going to be that way today, tomorrow, next week and forever! B: Sigh. A: Ha! I knew that'd get a rise out of you! 姐弟 A：我是姐姐，你是弟弟！我们的关系永远不变！ A：不仅今天，还有明天、下个礼拜，甚至永远！ B：唉！ A：哈！我就知道这么说会让你感到不安！ Misspell A: Proofread this for me, will you, Marcie? A: I want to be sure it's ready to hand in... B: It's perfect, sir... A: Really? B: You misspelled every word! 错字 A：玛茜，帮我看看有没有错？ A：我要确定是否可以交上去了…… B：还不坏，老兄…… A：真的？ B：只是你每个字都拼错了！ Christmas tree I A: What are you standing on our porch for? Go home! B: I want our tree back! A: You said if it fell over, I could have it! A: Now, get off our porch, or I'll call the dog! SNOOPY thinking: Don't call the dog. He's decorating the tree. 圣诞树之一 A：你站在我家门口干吗？回家去！ B：我要拿回我的树！ A：是你自己说树倒了就是我的！ A：现在，离开我家门口，否则我就要叫我家的狗了！ snoopy想：别找小狗……他正忙着装饰圣诞树呢…… Christmas tree II A: Hi! We brought your tree back! B: No, keep it! I was wrong. It's yours! I said if it fell over, it was yours. Keep it! A: Really? Thank you! Merry christmas! SNOOPY thinking: Now I have to decorate it all over again. 圣诞树之二 A（带着snoopy拿着树）：嘿！我们拿树来还你了！ B：不，留着吧，是我不对……它是你的！我说过如果它倒了就是你的……留着吧！ A：真的？谢谢你！圣诞快乐！ snoopy想：这下我又得重新布置了。 French fries A: Is that all you're having for lunch, sir? Just french fries? A: I have a theory that eating too many french fries causes memory loss and personality alterations... B: I doubt it, Marcie. B: If they did, there'd be a warning on the side of each one... A: You're weird, sir... 薯条 A：这就是你的午餐，老兄？光吃薯条？ A：根据我的看法，吃太多薯条不但会导致记忆减退，同时还会造成人格分裂…… B：我怀疑…… B：如果是真的话，薯条两边应该有警告标语才对啊…… Report card I can't believe it! Somebody defaced my report card! Look at that... Some teacher put a D-minus on it! 成绩单 真不敢相信！ 有人污损我的成绩单！ 你看看…… 有个老师在上面写着D！ |
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